butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
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It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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