Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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