Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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