I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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