Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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