what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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