What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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