would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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