Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I haven't been this sober since birth.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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