So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Of course I have a pirate flag
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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