He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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