real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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