My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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