I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she was so not down for the gang bang
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
