seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Randomize
