Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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