Nicole vs. Life
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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