Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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