Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so let's talk penis.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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