i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
