Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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