they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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