Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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