every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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