i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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