OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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