He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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