i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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