please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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