she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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