her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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