this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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