i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
