I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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