i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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