I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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