That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I intend to get homeless drunk
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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