my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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