Sponge bath it is.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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