I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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