wat bout pragnant strippers??
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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