Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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