That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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