He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
he fucked my hip out of place.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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