You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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