Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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