does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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