so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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