Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Come see our sink grown plant.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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