It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
