he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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