Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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