Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
