Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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