home. puking in laundry basket.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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