So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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