Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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