he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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